Hey, try to keep that gasket in check for a couple more weeks...2017 is going to be worry-free!

I’m a glass half full type of guy. I’m hoping to wake up on January 1, 2017 to watch a healthy, young Muhammad Ali fight to win back his title, with Prince singing the National Anthem (Kaepernick ringside taking a knee in full uniform, of course) and Craig Sager reporting on it all right before informing us all that…

SMDH. I can’t wait for 2016 to die.

Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED (by the rest of the baseball writers, because I quit)!!!!”

As my father always told me, “With great power comes too much f’n responsibility. If things get too difficult, just quit.”

“WHO WANTS TO SCAM MUTOMBO?!” - Dikembe’s initial reaction

Not pictured: Guy holding camera and platter full of donuts.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

Now that Jim Brown and Trump are BFF, it’s fine to link him to the Ravens though, right?

I assume all New Yorkers talk like Trump, all Chicagoans talk like Super Fans, all Boston residents talk like Good Will Hunting and all Clevelanders talk like Terrelle Pryor.

It was Bernie Kosar...so, in a way, yes (but I suppose he’s more of a ex- Baltimore Raven than anything, right?) Also, he forgot about the whole thing like 5 minutes later.

I noticed a coworker who looked a little down the other day after making a big mistake in a presentation, and I asked him if he was okay, and he said, “No, I feel like a real Cleveland Brown.”

I assume this is high art. This guy had to be high as shit when he decided this is his new Hall of Fame voting schtick.

I remember the good old days when Notre Dame was the Catholics part of “Catholics vs. Convicts.”

“I strongly disagree with Coach Woods’ actions. He is letting these kids off way too easy.” - Bobby Knight

They had to throw away the board that counted days without a workplace injury when they signed RGIII.

“We definitely will NOT lose the next 3 Super Bowls. I guaran-damn-tee you that much!” - Jim Kelly, 1990

Standards have definitely lowered in Buffalo over the past 25 years.

I don’t think it’s a joke. I mean, I guess if I went to FAU and found out that we were paying a football coach $900k, I might think it was a joke.
But otherwise, just an observation.

It would be more fitting if you did it without my permission.

“If he dies, he dies.” - Porzingis post-game press conference