Surprised that Florida Atlantic is willing to put its football program’s reputation on the line like this...although, considering they didn’t have a reputation until they made this hire, I guess it makes sense.

“I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so....scared!!!” - Spanos’ daughter Jesse

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Wake Forest should get a spot in the BCS Playoffs, just on the off chance that they would have been undefeated without this meddling radio announcer.

I almost forgot the Biebs was a Canadian until I saw this post, which made me feel better for a second, until I remembered that Canada is still now far better than America.

You would have thought that 2016 would be a good year for Arians’ Nation.

If you’re pro-Henrik, does that mean you are Annti-Raanta or can you be both?

Isn’t this basically how Facebook started?

Here they are!

You mean the fact that Deadspin can’t link to NFL videos but the NFL CAN link to Deadspin videos?

I broke up with my last girlfriend because of her Hairy Douglas. Don’t ask.

“Okay, who thinks it should be Donald Trump of the Year?”
<louder applause>
“Who would like me to go over to their house, have sex with their mother and then take a shit on the floor there?”
<loudest applause>
I’m guessing this probably doesn’t qualify as a scientific study.

It will only work if whispered.

Rumor is that Manning whispered “Your clavicle is weak and dumb,” into McDavid’s ear at some point during the game, which is what set him off.

I remember this from a speech Trump made a few months ago. All part of the plan to Make America Great Again, I guess.
“We’re going to write letters again, folks! That’s right, no more fancy e-mails, just good old-fashioned handwritten letters...and tweets, those are okay.”

I suppose 70 yard punts are impressive, but does he dance?

DeMar DeRozan DeDunks on DeEverybody.

Mainstream media doesn’t want Raiders to win. Failing NBC putting wires in mid-air to stop them. Sad!

It makes it that much easier for him to switch out with Donald Sutherland and get some rest every now and then.

Tim Duncan has been pretty much non-existent for the Spurs this season, and they are still 18-5.

Cheers! to that!