I hope Paul Pierce has a good life insurance policy.

I thought we were truly ready for a world where we could appreciate that LeBron doesn’t need to shoot every time down the floor to dominate a game, a world where we cared more about PER and Win Shares than points and rebounds...then we elected Trump.

This feels to me like the secret 6th member of NSync quit the music biz and started lifting all the time. He doesn’t get out much, but he’s aware enough to use Twitter, yet not aware enough to know how dated his hairstyle is.

If only he had still been good at football or just a white college kid, he probably could have gotten off with like 30 days.

Vertebrae fracture? An NHL player might miss a whole period for something like that.

That’s what I use weed for too...Crohn’s Disease.

Wait, but won’t Trump still deport him back to Cuba even with the new contract?

I never believe when an athlete says that they don’t pay attention to their stats...except in the case of Russell Westbrook.

Remember this handy tip when at an NFL game. Any time a fight starts breaking out among the white trash in the crowd, yell out “Colin Kaepernick is a traitor!” and soon everyone will be on the same page again.

Dabo assured everyone that “only the blacks” were allowed to use that word on his team.

Jeff Fisher seems like the type of coach you hire when you know your team won’t be very good and you don’t want to do a lot of work to find a new coach so you just pick a random guy who has coached more than one team in the NFL. I imagine that Norv Turner is your next call if Jeff Fisher isn’t available.

Isn’t that Native Exploitation?

Obviously the guy’s pretty pissed about the whole thing.

Kid: Hey Coach, knock knock.
Belichick: Fuck you.

This article is probably why I will give up on reading Chris Thompson articles.

I am glad no one gave up on him after he posted a paltry 18.86 PER in his second season in the league in 2012-13. That was barely top 50 in the league that year! Sad!

Will they make the players vacate all the dollars they didn’t earn during those 2 years?

Alright bud, then maybe Folger’s or a Monster Energy drink is more up your alley...but if you have a few extra minutes every now and then, a cappuccino hand-prepared with love is a nice little treat. You deserve it.

I live 4 hours outside of Manhattan and have a beautiful 4 bedroom house I purchased for $189,000 a couple years back. The commute sucks, but fuck it, you’re only 47 once.

Have you ever had a cappuccino from one of those coffee hipsters where they put the little heart on top of the foam so you know how much they love coffee? Tell me that shit’s not good.