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Someone’s upset no one congratulated them on their new job...

It’s not that there shouldn’t be 37 different gender identities on Tinder. It’s that when someone asks WHY there should be 37 different gender identities on Tinder, the response shouldn’t be “FUCK YOU HOMOPHOBE!” but maybe it should be “Well, let me explain to you....”
If you demand empathy and respect, you have to

I think what he’s saying is that what liberals are doing is coming out to their Christian parents one day and then making out with a guy on the couch in front of them the next day and calling them homophobic if they don’t immediately show their approval.

No, no, just moments before this dunk, the big guy to his right whispered in the kid’s ear, “Trump won the election, you little prick!”
Poor kid hadn’t been watching the news and had just figured that Hillary had won.

If I know Texas like I think I do, I’m totally unsurprised that they have placed blame for all their problems on this fully competent and graceful black man and they will replace him with an unqualified old white man who promises to win so many national championships that they will be tired of winning and “Make Texas

#idiotonthefield

Some people would say that Joe Flacco is the opposite of Ray Lewis’s knife collection: dull.

Football players are so soft these days. I remember when it used to be an NFL player could kill his wife and get away with it. Nowadays you knock her out and you’re out of the league! Sad!

I agree with you...it was a luxury to have so much good content in one convenient location.

Here’s what you and Bill Simmons don’t seem to understand. There’s great content out there everywhere. Grantland didn’t invent great content and it didn’t disappear when it shut down. It just happens to be a lot easier to find when you link it to a sports website that just about every person in the United States has

KD’s smart. Be as nice as you can to Canadians right now...you never know how soon you’ll need a place to stay up there.

This doesn’t match up with the article I just read on Breitbart: “The NBA Peaked in 1948"

No graph for how FANtastic the NBA is? I would imagine a huge peak in the early 90s.

“Paul Ryan’s fantasy football team is embarrassing. Losers and has-beens. Bad draft. Poor waiver wire work. SAD!” @RealDonaldTrump

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

Always go incognito unless you are an NFL player looking for a mentor.

It almost looks like Ryan Gosling from Remember The Titans made it to the NFL, but he’s still mad about all the racism at his high school.

As a diehard fan who has followed the franchise closely ever since they moved to Los Angeles for the second time, this is a really big day.

Trump is a big child who is easily manipulated. A couple meetings and a little charming from Barry O and he’ll be calling him one of the great Presidents and singing the praises of Obamacare.