It’s not the baristas driving Starbucks success. It’s the fucking coffee, and those poor beans don’t see a dime of those profits.

“HBO is committed to Bill Simmons, [contractually.]” said Peter Nelson, executive vice president, HBO Sports, in a very sad voice.

The Giants were looking to sign him until they heard he couldn’t even sneak a domestic abuse charge in there.

Seriously, reading a Thunder article NOT exclusively about Russ and/or directly relating to Russ is a waste of everyone’s time.

If you don’t enjoy watching this type of action in the 8th inning of a World Series, you might want to switch back over to the game where coaches get carted off the field on stretchers.

It’s simple math. The Warriors win a record 73 games in 2015-16. Now they are on pace to go 0-82 in 2016-17. What changed between the two seasons? Oh, that’s right, they signed Kevin Durant! When you look at it that way, it’s hard not to think that Durant is the sole cause of this unprecedented downfall.

What if it had been a midget? Would anyone have cared?

#whiteteacherlivesmatter

“These knucklehead quarterbacker athletes need to get out there and shoot the ball into the goal and leave important political stands to guys like me.”

Nice.
I fucked her once while Donald masturbated in the corner.

In the past, Pakistan seems like it has been more interested in hiding things from Americans, so this is a nice change.

Something about how he was handling that mic made me really uncomfortable.

Disagree. Fitzpatrick is still outstanding in the beard-growing category.

His theory is simple: “It takes thousands to Tango.”

What about the white half of Colin Kaepernick?

I see a lot of things on here blaming “the police” but my guess is that the police officers are just out there obeying orders that run down the chain of command. The real protest should be against the government entities that enable and even encourage this type of police work.

Humans are imperfect. We are constantly reminded of that fact. Perhaps no more so than while attending an NFL game.

How quickly Cam seems to have forgotten about the white people freakout about his post-Super Bowl press conference.

I’m guessing we could save more lives by teaching people to be better drivers than by police profiling of Muslims.

I like to post angry Facebook memes about terrorists while smoking a cigarette during my drive to work. If we can lower my chances of death by terrorist from .000010% to .000009%, I would feel much safer.