Sports radio was YouTube comments before YouTube comments existed.

Sniffs...or snorts?

“Dwight, for the last time, Doc is your nickname, you can’t treat yourself!” - everyone

Sorry pal, we only accept winners over here. Take your silver medal and go to Kenya.

Will the libertarian billionaire vampires be gay as well?

What’s the first thing you notice in that picture up there? I don’t want to say what my answer is.

Is Albert bad?

Thought I’d have to wait for the NFL season to see Bears floating up shit creek without a paddle.

“We commend Ishmael for not taking his frustrations out on another human like many of our athletes previously would have. This is another step in the right direction for Baylor athletics.” - new Baylor AD

They will be a national title contender Sooner rather than later.

There are easier ways to fake an injury when you want to drop out of a race.

It’s an emotional response to a complex topic. Typical of a, uhhh, a sports blogger.

...for a girl.

If we are going to hold two separate events for men and women, then we have to have some distinct dividing line between who is “a man” and who is “a woman.” It may not be fair to everyone, but you do have to draw a line somewhere.

I did some Omnium during a night at the Velodrome in Rio once. I also ended up in the hospital.

You’d think she would look happier.

Prince Fielder literally could have ate Prince and I would have been less surprised.

Then we could have another whole day for “carnival” events.

Calm down, Trump.

Wouldn’t want to get poked by that. His spear, I mean.