Hot take, Lilly King.

He’s aged quicker than Obama these last 4 years. Time to call Keith Hernandez for a free sample of Just For Men.

- Donald Trump

This is better than his future proposal to change the name of the country to Phillipenis (for male dominance, not in a gay way.)

Interesting, because the organisers don’t even speak English!

Listen, draw your own conclusions from this, but the water was just fine before those dirty women divers started jumping in there. Just sayin.

Wow, so Trump used to be nice to people back before Deadspin showed him the futility of kindness?

I can’t wait to read the oral history of this comment!

I blame Manu. Always.

Call me crazy, but if a men’s trap shooter (if that exists...I have no idea what trap shooting actually is) were to win an Olympic gold medal, and he were married to a member of WNBA’s Chicago team (whatever it is), I would absolutely expect the headline to say “Husband of Chicago WNBA Franchise player wins Gold in…

EDM DJ’s should incorporate more horns into their music.

But I thought being knowledgeable about the EPL (and all those other European soccer leagues) was the only way to gain millennial sports hipster credibility? I mean, I’m not ready to get into e-gaming yet.

Count me among those who thought Art Shamsky’s WPA record would never be challenged.

Sylvester Stallone was clearly doping for Rocky IV.

Russians are always making a mockery out of hockey.

Robbing home runs is like shooting fish in a barrel for this guy...except he would never shoot one of his own.

Efimova’s coach vehemently denied the accusations of doping though.

If they hadn’t fixed it, not sure I would have even considered it a typo.

To me, Blake is the best athlete commercial actor of all time, hands down, so his standup comedy skills don’t surprise me.

Chris Sale said he only gave up the homer because White Sox management made him wear that dreary gray uniform all night.