Just wanted to say that this is really good sportswriting. You’re starting to reach HamNo’s boxing levels.

Nobody does Whitlock takedowns like Greg Howard does Whitlock takedowns.

In Martellus Bennett’s defense, every end of the pool is shallow after Jason Whitlock does a cannonball.

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

Politics as a sport. It’s a blight on democracy.

Party affiliation is the #1 strongest determinant of how a person votes.

Why can’t we just agree that all of these people are idiots?

This Kathy Griffin situation has had me seething and is a prime example of why I’m hesitant to identify as a liberal/Democrat despite my politics aligning with them.

Archer agrees with the opening statement.

In 8th grade the other students voted me most likely to become a serial killer. Who’s laughing now?

So what you are telling me is it took an extra out and 4 more pitchers than what a 21 year old rookie Kerry Wood accomplished by himself?

Because NSONPSLSTSBBE isn’t as cool of an acronym as PRIVATE.

The store I was hired for isn’t opening until next month because of a construction setback. They are still finding hours for all of the employees despite the setback and the training period being over. I work facilities and I’ve had my hand shook by just about all of the GMs and and ASMs for the work I’ve been doing…

Every person I know who has even a passing interest in MMA is EXTREMELY excited for this card. It’s STACKED from top to bottom and there is always something special when a Heavyweight title is on the line.

North Jersey doesn’t have Wawa and don’t you dare come at me with the quick check nonsense.

Because one does not typically initiate it onself, dying is relatively easy if not always welcomed in the moment. Now, on the other hand, for reasons that are fairly obvious, most people would tend to agree that comedy is more difficult.

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

As a former defender who played with a wooden stick, can confirm. People fucking hate it.

Swear to God, “problematic” is a buzzword that I’ve come to loathe more with each passing day.

I thought that was the best part because it was so indicative of how college students are the WORST for the DEEPEST REASONS.