+1 David Volek overtime winner.

I had honestly forgotten about that Astros run, and they put my Cubs in a fucking box more times than they didn’t

Thanks for coming to Deadspin, Mr. Turgeon

Two things the Caps aren’t very good at:

I did but only because I’m Asian I don’t really expect people to get that one. The irony in getting called that as someone who is Japanese and whose people really really hate Chinese people was not lost on me.

No, it doesn’t matter. Residency and citizenship are two different things. Though I’ll share the whole “If you live in America, you’re American” concept with the Trump administration and ICE.

Well, yeah, I had to look up whether he moved back to China afterwards. He did so he’s Chinese, not Chinese-American.

Maybe you’ve heard of this thing called citizenship.

“If he lived here, yes. And I do. And he’d be very insulted if you said he wasn’t American.”

Still, Rex Walters* gets no respect.

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

MBA Street? He’s met his sales quota 3 years in a row! He’s on fire! He finally paid off that old Mercedes he should not have bought in the first place! Boomshakalaka!

We need a new MBA Street. Those games nailed the formula of arcade basketball

Say it ain’t so....

It won’t happen

I know there are people who would never want to live in a place surrounded by cornfields, but my god, ocean animals are fucking WEIRD. I’ll keep my deer and occasional wild turkeys, thanks.

Enough. If we want to move forward in repairing out democracy, we need to stop with out fascination with celebrity and star power. Articles like this are part of the problem. I hope our next president is charisma-free. I hope he’s is boring and uninspiring. That’s why I support Roman Reigns in 2024.

Even though 2024 is still seven years away, Cena fans would still only be about 15 years-old. Rock would win in a landslide.

I know that after Trump, it’s easy to believe that a candidate can overcome anything despicable from their past. But some sights can’t be unseen

When I worked in brand equity we had a phrase that went like this, “Consumer perception is your reality, you can’t improve people seeing you as unique by telling everyone you’re unique. You have to actually be unique.”