I’m not, but United probably will.

You just know she played patty-cake with that thing at least once.

Are you suggesting Simon was killed by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

I see a rabbit uprising coming.

Somebunny is very sad.

Aghghrrr!

I surmise that this rabbit died when it was dragged out of the cargo hold so that some employee rabbits could be placed on board.

The tone change is what worries me. The book worked because it was quiet and somber. It was a road novel where everything felt dusty. Hell, I always pictured Wednesday in a standard American suit that was a bit faded, rather than the snazzier number he’s got in the show. It fit the down-and-out nature of the gods. It…

The kicker was, the audio was always perfect. Without the audio, it wouldnt have worked.

This still gave me a partial just from muscle memory.

Kids these days don’t know what it’s like to have to work for it. THAT WAS OUR PORN UP THERE, MILLENNIALS

You’re my hero. Many blessings upon you.

Such horseshit. You have to stand up for yourself when another person is being unreasonable; most especially if it is your spouse.

Yeah, the Blackhawks are a special case because their ownership kept them off TV for so long. Expecting someone to be a true believer since 1970 or whatever is just too unrealistic.

The White Sox thing is punishable (by?) if they were previously a rabid Cubs-hating fan. If they were always indifferent to the rivalry,…

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

i am sooo done with Bernie Sanders. did you know Hitler was a populist? i seriously can barely tell between single-payer healthcare and holocaust centers. economic justice?! more like economically shoving women into gas chambers. i used to be his #1 fan. i used to have statues made in his likeness. i used to have him…

{Steve Alford joke}

IU has shown in the past they will only tolerate the violent and abusive behavior of someone associated with the athletic program for a maximum of 30 years, then they’re going to drop the hammer.

You should be writing for the New York fucking Times. Another outstanding and important read. Keep hammering away, Moskovitz. We need you!