One of my personal fav’s:

I was going to point that out as well.

I still feel a lot of our modern problems in the US can be traced to not stomping hard enough on the Confederates after the Civil War. I totally understand the reasoning behind some of the decisions regarding the relatively gentle “Reconstruction” transition, but I think history has shown us that they were wrong. We…

It’s not like I’d go to work in protest.

This is a good one. Here’s one of my favorites:

Fuck it, I’ll say it - I’ll celebrate anything that is a paid holiday.

Look. The police need to stay away from Waffle House. It’s an American past time. It’s a safe space. I go there to blow things up while I have waffles. I like seeing fist fights to the death with my eggs. Hell once I saw a goat play cards there. Coppers, if you’re listening and you have the thinnest shred of dignity,…

*Huddle House laughs*

I think the proper headline is:

Bill Nye Spends Most of His New Netflix Show Yelling at the Audience

“Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.” 

Can this kid count on Wayne LaPierre and his Cohort of Doom to come to his aid?

Only good thing that Jenner did was break this bizarre myth that the LGBT+ community is perfect and isn’t filled with its own racists and bigots. It’s surprisingly easy to find people that think their letter is important and then view others within the community as not worthy of attention or don’t even exist.

You can transition the girl out the privileged American White Male ™, but never transition the privileged American White Male™ out of the girl.

What’s with Aquaman’s eyes?

But how did you know he was a king?

There you go, bringing class into it again.

I didn’t vote for him...

Isn’t there some lawyer that will take this on pro-bono and help a fellow Michiganer(?) out?