Then why bring it up?

I’m not fat, but I’m not thin. I’m not sexy/beautiful or ugly. My stories ain’t being told, either, but you don’t hear me bitchin’. Shit.

The boston children’s museum lets anyone in, but if you’re an adult group with no kids you have to leave your license at the entrance and they give you a badge to wear that says you have no kids with you. Basically a ‘watch out I might be a pedophile’ badge.

News Flash: Bruce Jenner was an asshole. Why anyone thinks she magically would stop being an asshole by becoming Caitlin is beyond me.

The problem here is people want the police to simultaneously have the power to decide whether to act, but also not. If you give them too much leeway, we end up with unarmed black people being killed. If we reign them in and have to follow the law to the letter, then they have to arrest ten year old autistic kids…

My girlfriend and I were denied entry to LEGOLand Atlanta because we did not have a child with us. Nor would they let us borrow a child from the lobby. But they do have an adult night on Thursday evenings. 

I think you should buy this car.

I’ll never understand why this guy has so many male fans. And why do they dress like rainbow horses?

Delicious! Sounds like you’ve already beaten the Juicer cartels . ;)

Juicero is “The Producers” of startups. CEO pays himself a ton of money to develop a pointless product. Takes investors’ money and runs when company fails.

The national campaign got Hillary 3 million more votes than Trump.

You forgot to file this under “no shit Sherlock.”

Right. Intuitively, lots of the same type of people will do certain tasks very well, but groups of made of different types of people will be able to do a wide array of tasks. And over time they’ll be able to do them very well too.

That’s funny, I’m pretty sure the Pine Barrens are in south Jersey. Leave it to you Pinies to get your geography wrong.

The Pine Barrens are definitely South Jersey. Central Jersey stretches from Trenton to Belmar, about 10 miles south of I-195, and about 20 miles north of 195. Point Pleasant is Central. Seaside is South. Toms River is South. Hell, Brick is South. Hazlet is Central, yet Edison is North. New Brunswick is Central.

When I moved here I hated not being able to pump my own gas, but when it’s freezing, raining, or snowing, it’s nice to not have to wait in a full service lane, or pay extra for it. And you know what, it’s still cheaper that the states around NJ.

It’s insane, right?

It’s obnoxious I know. Even the Irish pretend to be Italian.

“...except for all the others.”

Jeb: “I can’t get over it, you know? Everywhere I go, people bring it up. Why’d I have to ask for that damn clap.”