Then why bring it up?

I’m not fat, but I’m not thin. I’m not sexy/beautiful or ugly. My stories ain’t being told, either, but you don’t hear me bitchin’. Shit.

News Flash: Bruce Jenner was an asshole. Why anyone thinks she magically would stop being an asshole by becoming Caitlin is beyond me.

The problem here is people want the police to simultaneously have the power to decide whether to act, but also not. If you give them too much leeway, we end up with unarmed black people being killed. If we reign them in and have to follow the law to the letter, then they have to arrest ten year old autistic kids…

I think you should buy this car.

I’ll never understand why this guy has so many male fans. And why do they dress like rainbow horses?

The national campaign got Hillary 3 million more votes than Trump.

You forgot to file this under “no shit Sherlock.”

Right. Intuitively, lots of the same type of people will do certain tasks very well, but groups of made of different types of people will be able to do a wide array of tasks. And over time they’ll be able to do them very well too.

That’s funny, I’m pretty sure the Pine Barrens are in south Jersey. Leave it to you Pinies to get your geography wrong.

The Pine Barrens are definitely South Jersey. Central Jersey stretches from Trenton to Belmar, about 10 miles south of I-195, and about 20 miles north of 195. Point Pleasant is Central. Seaside is South. Toms River is South. Hell, Brick is South. Hazlet is Central, yet Edison is North. New Brunswick is Central.

When I moved here I hated not being able to pump my own gas, but when it’s freezing, raining, or snowing, it’s nice to not have to wait in a full service lane, or pay extra for it. And you know what, it’s still cheaper that the states around NJ.

It’s insane, right?

It’s obnoxious I know. Even the Irish pretend to be Italian.

“The Alcorn State Cafeterias pride themselves on providing farm-to-table dining experiences.”

Food fight. Condiments. Probation.

“...except for all the others.”

Seriously, who wants to be winning a war from the start only to lose it in the last 2 months?

This is the kind of FoxtrotAlpha article i like. Factual, thorough and written by an expert.

Jeb: “I can’t get over it, you know? Everywhere I go, people bring it up. Why’d I have to ask for that damn clap.”