slowmutant
Slow Mutant
slowmutant

Holy crap, there’s In-n-Out in Georgia?!

Hmmmmm ....

I believe Dr. C. Rock noted that it is acceptable for a white person to use the phrase in certain contexts. His prime example being the phrase “Fuck me harder n**ger”

Okay, so...if the word “nigger” or “nigga” comes to your mind as a something to call a black person when you’re “angry”, then...yeah, you’re racist. I’m sorry, I’ve been angry at plenty of people, some of them black, and not once has that word left my lips. This argument is utter bullshit.

I’ll say it: Tom Brady has a brand to protect and it was easy to hide behind his mother. He isn’t fooling anyone; man is savvy and if anything his wife told him to sit this one out.

Don’t let this development ever let you forget that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the SuperBowl.

He clearly needed help, and likely never got it.

In light of the fact that you think that the NBA should call Traveling more often, this inane diatribe actually makes sense now.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 



Please, please, please be the bumper sticker....

What is this Schrodingers carrier?

Why not both places?

This must also come as a relief for a certain prominent guitarist...

Eerie, PA

This time I’m make a mental effort to forget the perpetrator’s name and remember the victim’s.

Yeah, I’m actually very confused by the asshole tone of this article.

Says he’s still wrestling at 54 years old. With all the shit he’s done to his body, I don’t know how lol.

And he’d do that shit like diving off balconies onto other wrestlers. I don’t know how he’s not dead.

I met Balls Mahoney once when I worked as a news cameraman in Binghamton, NY (pop. 50,000). There was an ECW match that night and we interviewed Balls and he had this big horizontal scar on his forehead and I asked what it was from and he said, “Some dude stuck me with a fork and raked it.” I was like “Oh”, thinking

This is fucking great kinja. If everything on the internet was this good, I would live here. Just love reading those names. E C F’n W. Thanks for sharing.