I met Balls Mahoney once when I worked as a news cameraman in Binghamton, NY (pop. 50,000). There was an ECW match that night and we interviewed Balls and he had this big horizontal scar on his forehead and I asked what it was from and he said, “Some dude stuck me with a fork and raked it.” I was like “Oh”, thinking…

This is fucking great kinja. If everything on the internet was this good, I would live here. Just love reading those names. E C F’n W. Thanks for sharing.

90's ECW names were great. “Big Dick Dudley, the One Eyed Wonder” and “Roadkill, the Angry Amish Warrior” who only said the word “Chickens” in a menacing way.

No different than anything else on TV....any sitcom, any ‘reality’ show....it’s all the same written stuff, just different format.

Can’t the NWSL just take a page from MLS and make up a new rule that let’s her play on her preferred team?

This analysis is the best justification to get rid of the annoying auto-scrolling ...

Dang, some people will do *anything* to avoid taking finals.

Should she follow in the footsteps of older teammates like Alex Morgan and Carli Lloyd and play in Europe, she would still earn some pay from U.S. Soccer as well as a salary from the club.

Ok, trump hater here but playing devils advocate: blaming trump for North Korean aggressions = victim blaming???? Discuss.

I’ve lived in Seoul for awhile now. No reason to worry. This is a constant cycle.

I see very little difference in blaming mental illness vs blaming “toxic masculinity” - oh, it’s not his fault, it’s <insert mental illness here> / it’s the culture of toxic masculinity. Maybe he’s just an asshole. Maybe the way he acts isn’t his ex-girlfriend’s fault, or his bookie’s fault, or society’s fault, or the…

Sure it looks like this topic has been beaten pretty badly, but at the same time, we also have to make sure that we learn as much as we can about elements of provocation. Not that there’s real provocation, but the elements of provocation, you got to make sure that you address them, because we’ve got to do is do what…

Eric Bruntlett turned an unassisted triple play and has a World Series ring... Bryce ain’t got nothin on him.

Sure. Harper is a great player.

As a long-time Philadelphian, I’m seriously offended by your post. No true Philadelphia considers cheez-whiz to be a valid sandwich topping. That shit’s just for the dumb tourists who go to (racist) Geno’s. Most cheesesteak places don’t even carry it.

Hey! Another occasion to break out Bill Burr’s fantastic Philly rant!

OTOH, TNT Commentator Shaquille O’Neal eloquently expressed what many fans were feeling over Thomas’ loss he said “Mrrump grmmhrm huunpmhrs drmmmhuhnnp urhmp.”

Agreed. This is a weird article.

Obviously if a man cries there is something wrong with him. That’s the story you want to tell?

Another day, another piece of news that makes Alan Moore preemptively roll in his grave.