Trump doesn’t watch hockey? So he IS like the rest of us, after all.

Even Hitler didn’t root for New York.

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

Trump Generally roots for teams from New Jersey.

It probably started before this, but the first time I remember Canadian team’s fans singing O’ Canada was Edmonton in their miracle 2006 Cup Final run.

I’m borderline disabled and on Medicaid so I want you to understand when I say this that I take your situation seriously;

Do it, baby. I’ll be hurt, but it’s time to peel this scab off. Destroy yourself by trying to destroy us, you fucking goon.

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

Yes, it is. I desperately want to believe this is an accident and a personal tragedy to do with nobody else’s malice, but I truly can’t right now. I hope I’m wrong.

You didn’t know Muslims were not Jewish?

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I meant to say that. I played line.

I have a rule: Never criticize how people spend their discretionary time or discretionary money.

Fun Fact: All TV shows are scripted just like wrestling. Mind blowing right?

Pro wrestling isn’t real

HaHAHA!! Let you in a little secret- getting “old” can be a Very Interesting Trip. At 65, I’ve done lots of that BigEgo BS- GFs half my age , fist fights on job sites til I was late in my 50's, riding the 2000 Drifter 1500, do a few rock climbing routes etc etc etc . Hey- it was fun and I lived and it brought me…

Hi I’m 36 & I like long shits, longer showers, making my own beer, 90s hip hop on pandora (what the hell is this new fangled spotify?) and debating whether the composite wood is worth the expense vs real wood when I replace my deck next spring (It probably is). I am old.

It was the style at the time. Now, gimme 5 bees for a quarter!

I fucking love this article.

Hold on a second, dude. Why was there an onion tied to your belt again?