Hm. I wonder if Cosby’s victims agree?

I can’t be the only one who looks at Jayson Werth and thinks Edge really let himself go.

“Gosh, wealthy powerful white men have it so tough, it’s lucky for them that we’re all willing to work so hard to give them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to sexual assault.”

“I always side with victims and believe victims. But I also am open to the possibility that these accusations are funded by Republican operatives.”

Just to clarify, the Seattle City Council voted to increase the minimum wage to $15 and legalization of same-sex marriage in Washington State was done via initiative (not that a mayor would have to power to do anything statewide anyway)

That’s probably part of what she’ll say, and if so, she shouldn’t have been running in the first place. Overestimating the intelligence of the American people has felled better than her.

“And what is Aleppo?”

I once did actually inadvertantly weigh myself before and after a major dump, and was quite impressed with the information I had gained there.

(I weighed myself, realized I had to take a dump, so sat down to do so. Then as I was sitting I thought “wait a minute, there’s an opportunity here.”)

Pretty sure leaning some of your weight on the towel while the guys are securely holding it up can alter how much you actually weigh.

She doesn’t even have a shrill voice. Some people do, but she doesn’t. You’re just bothered by the fact that she has a female voice.

There are worse loops to be trapped in.

If you haven’t yet, you should see him in concert. He really puts on an entertaining show. I lost count how many times I’ve seen him, but it’s always a fun time.

I love Weird Al.

I’m now trapped in a Weird Al loop.

The thinking goes: hey I’ve known people who are more educated and more thoughtful than me my whole life. They generally look down on me and condescend to me whenever I encounter them. They don’t respect me. They think they’re better than me. So why would I vote for one of those assholes. They’re probably going to…

If you ever wonder why people seem to not take your opinions seriously, it’s because you say things like this.

She never won a contested election in her life. She moved to New York state one year before becoming a state senator in her first elected public office ever. In other words, the seat was handed to her on a silver platter by the DNC. Other, far more experienced, candidates who had previously announced they would seek…

Fuck you.

You are the first person, ever, to get it. Have a shooting star.

You’re bad company, I can’t deny.