Look on the bright side, Florida. Lots of Southerners look stupid at home with a Stetson.

Which is why the “equal play” effort was truly misguided. They made the men the enemy in the early discussions, when it didn’t need to be that way.

Call me old fashioned, but I believe elite female athletes should be at home adopting babies like God intended.

Counterpoint: you’re wrong.

Boy is Georgetown’s face gonna be red when they find out John Thompson III is John Thompson Jr.’s son!

If Georgetown had any balls, it would have brought Iverson in.

I wasn’t being entirely serious, of course nepotism is a strictly defined term, and I was using it much, much more loosely. And, I agree to an extent, as negative opinions (some fair, some unfair) of Clinton going back to her days as First Lady made it an uphill climb. But she would never have gotten the opportunity…

Yep, I don’t doubt that.

Or Attorney General!

When it turns out he was mis-interpreting this rule, I have little doubt that Ewing will be able to walk back this statement.

“So, Patrick, we assume you will let your son know he can’t be part of the organization moving forward?”

Different era but one of my favorite players to watch and emulate when I was playing.

Yes, I took some too, kinja being kinja.

I use a similar rationale to justify my golf game.

My coworker talks on her phone at her desk in Arabic all the time and I’m 10000% sure she’s bitching about me to her mom.

You know what they say:

As a horror movie fan, preach. And one of the things I thought this movie did so well that I don’t see discussed so much is the use of language to disturb and disorient. One of the things I find most frightening is essentially a situation where you are utterly unable to communicate properly, like in dreams or the…

Horror movies are like spellcasting. The spell remains the same—the frame and tropes of the genre—but a talented wizard can make something completely new with it.

Horror has both gotten no respect from the mainstream and become the force it is today precisely because it talks, in metaphor, about everything we want to pretend doesn’t exist. Even the grossest, most misogynistic splatter gorefest says a lot about the society that spawned it.

I shower in the morning after my wake-up dump. I feel more confident during the day when I’m not constantly questioning whether or not I’ve done an adequate job cleaning myself. Those are thoughts that consume me.