Ugh. It is amazing to me there are people to whom “I am remembering a parallel universe!” is more plausible than “I held a common misconception”.

This also makes Ewing the first cast member of The Exorcist III to land a head coaching gig at the D-1 level. Brad Dourif, as everyone remembers, spent two seasons coaching Lycoming — primarily on the strength of his performance as the Gemini killer in that film — but they’re a Division III school.

Maybe we could make sure everyone has adequate sick leave for all the things? I mean many people have chronic recurring health issues of varying degrees.

If you’re trying to score, you’re not passing it to JaVale McGee.

The Wiz are total hypocrites here.

Satan today and everyday.

Everyone who generalizes is, without exception, an asshole.

NOW it’s a scandal.

What a self-absorbed guy, thinking he should have everything. It’s like he’s repeatedly heard people say, “It’s all Cravy.” Next thing you know, he’ll be demanding his own train.

Hey now. As this network’s resident objectivist, Paul Ryan is a fucking asshat who probably hasn’t actually read a thing by Ayn Rand.

Doesn’t need the last four words lol

Can we just get rid of the whole lapel pin unwritten rule for politicians?

(jump to 1:15)

I totally read that, and most certainly imagined that as porn squad.

That doesn’t sound like a cheer-ocracy!

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Premier League owners beg government to save them from having to select English players.

Are you spending a lot of time indoors? Maybe the brown is wearing off.

Has any reader seen someone kicked off a plane for farting? I’d like to hear about it. I’m sure the culprit would deny it and the evidence, while recirculating in the cabin, would be tough to pin on someone.