Baylor has committed yet another unforgivable atrocity: causing me to side with the Texas legislature.

Or yogurt

Cop impersonates an ice agent. And the immigrant fucks him up?

We are in the Upside Down.

We have to make sure to round up all the oppressors and put them in happy camps where they can never oppress people again. Good thing, too, that I’m the one deciding who an oppressor is.

This is exactly why I feel for Obama and Kerry. It such a lose lose situation. Either you allow this genocide to continue or help a terrorist organization take over Syria who will most likely continue murdering. Pick one.

“Yoko Ono I’d definitely kill. Only way to be sure.”

The actual fantasy I have is kidnapping Assad - a far more difficult endeavour. Then making him cry like the coward he is on tape, while commanding his forces to stop massacring his own people.
Then kill him. I’m thinking some kind of force-feeding of his own balls to him. But classy.

Also, I would not kill Hitler. I’d…

Probably not. He’s a bad dude, but there’s probably some other monster waiting on deck. I’m not smart enough to know what the repercussions of my killing this guy would be, but I’m sure it isn’t a clean break toward the light.

It’s too simplistic of a case. Assad isn’t Hitler and the people that he is fighting against aren’t necessarily freedom fighters. Syria is way more complicated than that. Assad generally espouses secular and religiously-tolerant values as opposed to his opposition which is predominantly Islamist in nature. He is a…

All things Kansas City for me. When the Kings left for Sacramento the NBA pretty much died for me. I still haven’t been able to settle on a team to follow (although I’ve probably been saved a lot of grief that being a Kings fan would have entailed...). Oh, and those Colorado Rockies? I sit here typing in a KC Scouts…

“What a load of garbage. Fighting is an integral part of the game to protect your star players from taking cheap hits, like when we played the Red Wings during Gordie Howe’s rookie year and he leveled Maurice Richard with a cross check from behind. So Dick Irvin looks at me on the bench and gives me the nod to take…

His name was Robert Probert.

2nd time writing this today: Fuck Tom Wilson

You pay them a salary because they work all year, every year for them, not just for 6 weeks every 4 years.

I don’t disagree that minor league hockey teams are better than the Women’s National team. That’s also a million miles away from the point. The easiest way to get kids interested is showing them someone like them doing it, be it race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, or whatever other descriptors there are out…

Almost like if you don’t support the team, market it, or develop the younger players in the program, they can’t attract an audience. Huh. Almost like a vicious circle. Women haven’t been pointing this out for decades, or anything.

Pay the women. They’re not the ones who came back from Sochi with this.

Why would the NHL fund a completely unrelated organization that doesn’t drive any of their revenue? Us hockey gets almost all of their money from youth league dues, so I’d imagine this will result in cuts somewhere in their development program.

$1,000/month for six months to $70,000 a year plus bonuses? Power never gives voluntarily; you have to fight for it, every damn time. Solidarity.

I guess they are going to have to up the prices of beer at the games.