...but first he must find his wife...

I relish any opportunity I get to bring up the Tim Galabach implosion:

So basically he removed the “rpm limiter” and after “engine failure” he went into “limp mode”.

This isn’t real sports. Show me guys punching buttons and fighting on a tv screen instead!!!!!

This footage was posted by letsrun without any comment... I was thinking.. What in the world happened to that guy? Ross Tucker to the rescue! I guess that’s an extreme version of going out too hard and struggling home.

That’s pretty much how I finish 10K’s, only 35 minutes later.

I know. Libertarian sounds good, but then you really look at the Libertarian Party and see its a collection of idiots who have no clue. Their only selling point is “hey at least we aren’t the Green Party”.

Not to mention the biggest camel toe since First-Season Ellie Mae Clampett

Like like me or just like me?

Curls are the Nickleback of weightlifting. That guy you see doing curls in front of the mirror at the gym 1) thinks it makes him look cool, 2) doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing, 3) is a complete douche.

What? Don’t exercise? Overweight? Sad.

People voting against their own interests should not be surprising. If well off liberals do it, why should we be shocked that poor conservatives do it as well? Granted one group is doing it for the collective good and the other to royally fuck people who aren’t like them, but still. We need to get past this point of…

“I like their message about how, thanks to the bull market, the working class can rally around their families and support themselves with a pocket full of shellfish.”

Dylan Roof. What do I win??

“Just say the word, girl, I got you.”

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

Thanks! Here is the story you’re referencing:

This feels like Jimmy talking to Troy McClure about his crazy friend in Meat and You: Partners in Freedom.

The article doesn’t make it clear, but looking it up it would appear this is in fact a union specifically for graduate assistants, being voted on solely by graduate assistants. They’re all paid employees - in many cases extremely poorly-paid to do a great deal of work.

Automated trucks.