I’m healthy. I exercise, eat right, haven’t needed to go to a doctor for 9 years. I’m only 33, so that’s a decent run.

I laughed.

Kipchoge’s effort was amazing, but I don’t like this. I don’t even like rabbits in major races. We’ve moved too far away from this sport being about the competition. Arguably the greatest American marathoner, Meb Keflizighi, was never the fastest in the field. But in unrabbited races (The Olympics, Boston, New York),…

The only way it could happen is if you have two runners that both have the ability to do it (Kipchoge and Kimetto?), and they pretty much nod at each beforehand and decide to go at it like Hagler and Hearns. The only time we’ve ever seen something close to that at the marathon was the Duel in the Sun.

He was about 6'2, 195lbs, and since she was underage, you may not want to inquire about her stats. And I’ll be giving you a star so you know I’m kidding.

Fortunately, we’ll be getting rid of the public school teachers soon. Yay!

For any guy over 30, this is the correct answer.

Same here.

I love that. It’s hard not to giggle at the idea of someone pulling a lever and thinking “you know who will look out for the little guy? Rockefeller!”

The great thing is that don’t believe in “Right to Work.” No employer does. They believe in “Right to Fire.” My employer got extremely angry when I left and told him I didn’t owe him an explanation due to it being a Right to Work state.

Not quite the same. This person honestly believed that Barrack Obama would cut welfare and that Mitt Romney would save it. They believed Mitt Romney would help out welfare. Mitt Romney. Welfare.

Fun fact: Two of those are Democrats!

While living in West Virginia, I heard another customer at Wal-Mart exclaim “I’m not voting for that n——-, He’s going to cut my welfare.”

How did Joe Manchin, a Democratic Senator from West Virginia, and father of Mylan CEO Heather Bresch (who never earned an MBA, but had it gifted to her due to her father and Mylan CEO at the time Milan Pusker) not help working people? Oh...

The people I’ve worked with in this state proudly point out that it looks like you’re flipping someone off with your thumb out to the side.

Look at it this way: while we will have President Braeydon, we’re getting that much closer to Prez Rickard.

Yes. It’s called being Russian.

There’s no way they pull this off. Kipchoge is amazing, but there’s a better chance of Trump suddenly turning into an effective leader than him breaking 2:02. Someone will break 2, but we’re 20 years away from it. I have yet to read an opinion from anyone that knows anything about distance running that thinks…

Exactly. I honestly don’t think the GOP are evil. I don’t think they want to cut healthcare. I truly believe the Republicans want everyone to have healthcare, but more than that, they want to be the ones that gave it to us. Letting the Democrats be the ones that gave America healthcare is a win for Dems and that…

But it worked in....shit.