slowmutant
Slow Mutant
slowmutant

You guys go about this wrong. I’ve had a lot of fun talking to the Trump Voters who I know have had cancer, one who’s daughter had leukemia, and a few others who have fought and beat diseases. I’ve thanked them for sacrificing their healthcare in order to save me (a healthy person) money.

Rep. Jeff Denham: Lying even when his lips aren’t moving.

I’m a college coach. You just described the best part of my job.

As an Italian from South Jersey (outside Philly) that left the area several years ago, I can vouch for this. Generally, people don’t want to deal with (and can’t understand) someone that sounds like Rocky.

So sorry to hear that. You gave him a good life.

His version of I Shall Be Released doesn’t get enough credit. I’d give my left arm to hear him cover his father’s Song to the Siren.

Never heard that. I loved Buckley’s version. Thank you.

Hamno still doesn’t see the problem with stealing her money.

“OK, no one on the team shall have hair longer than his dick, and that means haircuts for everyone except Bob.”

My dog chased a squirrel, so I’m safe now. AND she kept the blankets from falling off the bed.

In my experience, if you keep a cat in a box, it will almost always be dead when you take it out.

Maintain?

I like this. FDR had two of the biggest crises in history, the Great Depression and WWII. If he came in and it was business as usual, he’d still be the same person, but we wouldn’t think of him the same way. This would make for some awesome alternative history novels.

If only Eastside had one of those tough, no nonsense principals like in the movies. I bet those are hard to find though.

In a way, he brought Democrats and Republicans together. If there’s one thing that we can all agree on, it’s that it’s somebody else’s fault.

Side Note: I get that people don’t like saying our current president’s name, but can we stop using their number to identify them? It’s not bad for Carter, but I don’t want to do subtraction to realize someone is referencing Chester A. Authur.

I don’t want this to sound snarky, but this is the problem with a lot of folks on the left. We assume that once we elect someone into an office, everything just falls into place.

That “who cares” will be Edmonton or Nashville. That’s a lot of fun.

You think his takes on politics are good, you should see his takes on yogurt.

Oh yea, he’s tasted human flesh.