slowmotioncity
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slowmotioncity
How to Get Started Composting

One of my earliest memories is of shucking corn at the compost pile in my backyard in rural Connecticut. As much as

Embrace the melanin you were born with (or lack thereof), slatter yourself with sunscreen, wear a hat, and look amazing at 60. You’re welcome.

how to get white people to stop being assholes and calling the cops on folks of color doing basically anything in a public space?



From the Nine Nine

Captian Holt: Why would you ever intentionally spill beans? They’re nature’s most densely packed protein source and they remain unsullied by flavor.

Heh... When I read ‘marble drop power nap’ I legit thought this was going to be about setting up some kind of Rube Goldberg-esque marble run that somehow ends in waking you up... lol

I have a bidet and love it.

I am your roommate. I also use men’s body wash and men’s deodorant and get my hair cut at the Hair Cuttery. Sometimes I think I don’t know how to lady, but then I realize that I’m just really cheap.