My favorite part of tonight’s interview on Fox was when Brett described when, approximately, he lost his virginity.

One of the beautiful things about non-cloned animals and humans is that we stretch ourselves to love different personalities, different quirks, and different ways of being. This is how we evolve.

“Pffft”

Every one of these stories has its own chilling little details. Here we’ve got him aggressively trying to force her to drink vodka and diet soda, talking to her like one of his children, demanding a massage in his own home while his children are in the next room, trying to trick her by inviting her friends along to a…

The sandwiches are truly awful. The bread makes or breaks a sub, and the jimmy johns bread is the lamest, blandest, most unpleasantly textured white bread I have ever eaten. Plus, the owner is a scumbag, they make (or once did make) their fucking employees sign non-compete agreements (TO MAKE FUCKING SUBS FOR…

A memorandum of understanding (a MOU) with the NDAA is worthless. Prosecutor’s offices our usually local offices. All NDAA does is put on trainings in nice places that you can occasionally convince your boss to send you and lobby to keep weed illegal on the national level. I am a deputy prosecutor in Indiana. My…

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Anything else I can do to help United as a passenger? Maybe break out my torque wrench and tighten those lugs on the fuselage before I board?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

You seem to suffer from selective memory. The non-touched three point attempt that went out of bounds late in the game that awarded the ball to Gonzaga, who immediately sank a three-point shot, was every bit as critical as the play you cite.

My “favorite” moment was Joel Berry getting called for a foul for, as far as anyone could tell, getting his throat slapped by Bearded Gonzaga Big Man, and then the refs going to the monitor, seeing what everyone else saw, and, unable to reverse the original call, giving Bearded Gonzaga Big Man a flagrant one as a…

*conviently forgets the phantom deflection on gonzagas missed three point attempt that allowed them to get the ball back and make a three to give them the lead

The horrifying corollary to this discussion is that any female mutant with healing factor is always a “virgin,” all the time, and heals her hymen with every thrust.

As seen in a record store in Raleigh, North Carolina.