MAYBE IF WE BURY THEM IN THE DIRT, THE RECEPTION WILL GET CUT OFF

One time, I was running while holding a corn snake

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Re: the update to the article.

Just tried to make a video game because I saw the headline and was like “oh, it can’t be that hard,” but you’re right, it’s SUPER fuckin hard! I gave up already.

This feels like it should be a long article, then it just ends abruptly. I wanna know more about how those working conditions were in the 90s and how and why they changed.

Do you own rubber gloves Mr, Nuggent?

Now you’re just stealing the plot from Fletch.

I visited Cuba in 2000. It was a surreal experience. I’ve never been in the third-world before so the poverty/conditions were staggering. I also got to visit the home of Cuban baseball hero Victor Mesa and I can assure you there is no equality in Cuba. Those that produce the country glory, those that…

The news should be there’s a man who streams picking up trash on Twitch.

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

It’s really saying something when you can get 45 tickets together for a game.

Yeah ... my sincere apologies to all LEOs out there (please don’t ticket me)

Go back to TheSlot and never come back to Jalopnik. Never, ever, ever. Go now. Don’t look back. Go.

You’re a fucking 55mph left lane camper aren’t you?

Wait, you’re trying to blame the husband? WTF?

Seems like it would be easier/faster to just learn how to program, and then turn the entire thing into a computer game, and then play THAT.

“There are, of course, less ethical ways to cut costs. Mostly involving taking advantage of your employees (who are usually young and fairly easy to take advantage of), but I find those companies don’t often last more than one or two shipped titles.”

Also known as the ‘Derek Smart’ business plan.

NSX was another wonky one. I think the fact of the matter is Japanese companies didn’t understand how to tune mid engine chassis during that era. Porsche has tamed the 911 by then which was much less forgiving on paper.

So you don’t get the reference AND show yourself to be an asshole. Quite a Sunday night.