Crucify the guy; someone who torches a disabled kid’s ‘70 Mach 1 does not deserve a fast death.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

Deadspin obsesses over these pressers as much as the mainstream media does over the phony Russia collusion story!

They would probably kick Samer’s ass too.

If the agreement just says that the Garden must be available 3 times per year, yet no one ever asked them to use it, do they really owe anything?? It would be different if charities were frequently making requests to use it and the Garden never said ‘yes’.

Good for him. That’s all I’ve got. Everybody deserves a good day every once in a while.

Mustang-colored ice cream:

The guy in the raucous AMG, who will never experience the sound of the “blub” coming from the water cooler at the Alfa dealership while waiting for a lifeless car to be resuscitated again.

That last paragraph is just one long typo

Incorrect

Mayweather needs to

The first next gen roadster off the line has already been sold:

Oh, servers are going to crash. They just asked the whole world to spam their servers at the same exact tiny 30 minute windows. At 11:01 a supercomputer somewhere is going to start crying.

Why doesn’t pizza have a side dish?

I pass out on the ground. I go under the rope with my head hanging off into the marina.

ROFL

Both:

Ah, I remember a similar escapade with the Escudo in GT3.