Pictured above: the fan-favorite character, Cardoor

Guess you’ll just have to re-watch the whole series if you missed them

Jalopnik commenters are wrong!!! This is the best blog of the day imo

That’s pretty stupid, was considering this lease but apparently owning a Porsche isn’t considered owning a competitive brand even though Mercedes is? Idiotic.

200+ ping — the way Quake was always meant to be played. If there was any justice in the world, deathmatch would be limited to 56k only.

The best explanation of why balls were almost touching is always going to involve a three-way.

Any person with at least a partially functioning brain can tell you a hotdog is not a sandwich. There is no debate. There was never a debate.

(Ted Kacyzinski tries to shank ultra high security prison guard)

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

well in Roberson’s telling, all the bar did was hand him a bottle. If that’s true, then shame on the bar for making a big deal of this.

“Well, I need a rear finisher piece for my rare custom car with pedigree.. Hell.. Pass the sheet metal. I got this” - Cracky McPiperton, Greenwood Corvette Owner

I normally don’t call people whipped, but that’s whipped.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

710 Cap

I was fired from stealing from that Randall’s back in 1987.

Damn I wish I could give this more stars.

i hadn’t heard that before, that’s a really interesting read!

It’s in constant Fiscal Year 2005 dollars.
It’s a picture and that says so much more — I read the 2006 DoD Green Book nearly front to back [the zeal of youth :)] — those numbers aren’t lying.

this is the best of texas. one Lone Star for you.

I just heard on a podcast by Mike Rowe that the thawing with the Soviets was all because Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Texas while on a diplomatic trip to the US and saw how many flavors of pudding pops we had over here. And Yeltsin made Gorbachev see that they were fucked because if even the poorest among us…