Aren’t we all? My family is taken care of when that happens unless you shitbags decide they don’t deserve to benefit from my work and manage to take everything away from them when I die.

What’s that?  Oh, your mom is calling from upstairs - she made your favorite hot dogs cut up like you want them!  You just vibrate with your hatred of success while others pass you by.  I’ve contributed more to society than you ever will, and I’ve enjoyed the fruits of my ability to look beyond where I am and not…

I make well over $150k. I’m willing to bet I paid more in federal income taxes than you made last year. Oh, you’re a twat.

Because the loudest voice in your head tells you so?

Glad you’ve found an outlet for your despair.  Get a support group or something.  

And if you little shits try to take my country down the path of socialism, I won’t be alone.  

You’re a sad person and deserve whatever shit station in life you settle for as you whine about how much better others have it.

Maybe setting goals for yourself beyond a career in a fast food restaurant and complaining that you can’t have everything you want when reality sets in would be a good start?  The It’s Not My Fault bullshit is wearing thin.  

Because they don’t have everything they want RIGHT NOW and that’s like totally unfair and not cool.  

That’s because they’re whiny entitled bitches who don’t want to work. Not my problem.

No, they haven’t.  Glad to see you’re riding the woe is me pity train, though.  

Millennials are going to destroy this country.  

Hey, go fuck yourself. Obama decided that I was “rich” and lowered the income cap for deducting rental losses. That put a family that lived in a nice house for 10 years and managed to break the cycle of living in the hood by sending two of their kids to college out on the street because I can’t afford to pay $5000…

So the answer is to make everyone equally miserable?  

I remember being part of the program to send our next manned mission to the Moon back in 2005. That got killed off by hope and change

Steal away! I’m not likely the first to say it, but I’ve never seen it in the wild.  

Mall Wheel Drive. 

On one hand, I want to congratulate you for the awesome score with respect to your car.

That’s your red line?  A small cigarette burn?

I grew up in Athens, where the B52’s made it big, so know the stretch of Atlanta Highway they sing about in this song all too well.  I’m in Texas now, and was in the grocery store the other day and this song came on, but they changed Atlanta Highway to Shiner Highway.  What in the actual fuck, Texas?