I understand it just fine:

You mean this video?

Like Bernie says, bread lines are a good thing. 

It’s kind of how we’ve reached the point where a socialist isn’t run out of congress and put in social isolation. But here we are.

Retire from real estate?

I make all major financial decisions on one rule:  What would Tom Vu do?

Maybe he drove through a curling match?

If you use one of the “free nights” promotional plans they offer here in Houston, you’re getting your fill up for free if you charge overnight.  

The cracked windshield made the gif.  

I guess the Euro really took a dump.  

In an ironic twist, the value of this particular car will now skyrocket due to the amount of attention it’s now getting and these same people are going to sue each other to get it back.  <cue wacky music>

Exactly. Why Ford is calling out a decades old trademark from a competitor is confusing me.  

Go like hell, huh?  Isn’t that what the old Shelby GLH Dodges from the 80’s were supposed to do?

Glad to hear the illicit nighttime races at Road Atlanta are still a thing.  We managed to tip a 3 wheeled EZ-GO coming down the front hill back when the gravity cavity was still a thing.  No major injuries, and I’m not sure the owner of the cart ever figured out how it got scratched up...

It does some tricky, sneaky, below the belt shit.  

How does that windshield play along with polarized sunglasses?

I spent over a decade of my career on weapons/sensor integration on the JSF. Nothing makes me chuckle more than people that spout off about how outclassed this fighter is.   People that don’t know think of it like the Star Wars kid, while people that do know understand it’s more of a combination of Bruce Lee and…

Spud Webb style.  

Dismiss away, AOC.  Again, why should this owner have to pay more in annual road taxes than someone with a 30 year old civic, other than OMG they rich?

No, he’s a tax the rich so he gets free shit bottom dweller.