His tombstone better say “Installation is the same as disassembly in reverse.” 

That sounds like a giant pain in the ass for an almost nonexistent return.  I could put $10 in gas into my car and make the whole trip without once being concerned about range or having to stop for an hour just to get to my destination 80 miles away.  

Cresson TX.  Home of the original Motorsport Ranch and many other wonderful ideas.  Like this one.  

AOC promises free closed and heated garages for the people. 

It’s OK. We’re going to rebuild every structure in America to the highest standards in the next ten years. We can do it if someone gives us a credit line and injects 10 trillion dollars into our economy. Hyperinflation will make a loaf of bread cost $3000, but we will just pay for that.  The good news is we will…

This required a study?

Sixt is awesome. High trim 5 series every time I go through Atlanta.  

I learned to ski on sheet ice.  Now when I ski, people ask me how I learned to ski so well. 

Does it offer a built in sound system like the GMC?

I’m holding out until I can get a tailgate with an integrated charcoal grill.  

Oxford White for life.  

I get that, but first he referenced getting a car to 80% charged (200 mile range) then started saying that the referenced level of charge would be depleted in 20 minutes.  I like to drive fast, but not that fast. 

Where are you getting the 20 minutes from? I don’t follow.

There’s nothing better than a rental Sebring. 

I saw a Buick Reatta pulling out of a parking lot the other day and thought “That’s awesome, you don’t see those any more!”   Then I passed it and saw it was broken down with its hazards on and just nodded my head a bit.  

The most terrifying experience I’ve ever had was riding shotgun with a hot shoe ZR1 owner itching to get out of the green run group coming off the oval at TWS, and I instructed at Summit Point.

Put a proper traction control system on it and I bet it gets a 9.7. 

The only thing missing is a red pickup truck.  

I know how to fix this!  Don’t give anyone else your fucking login credentials.  

I’m no expert on North Korea, but i suspect they have more than 500 miles of paved roads.