Shelter Cat Update!

Being featured in Pissing Contest is legitimately the high point of my week.

Because it’ll hurt more!!!!

In high school I was reading aloud in class and pronounced ‘Hyperbole’ as “Hyperbowl”.  I still visibly cringe when I remember that moment.

I guess this is the opposite of what you all want — I actually did the cool thing that I would have regretted not doing if I hadn’t done it at the right time.

Turning down a free ticket to one of Nirvana’s final shows because I didn’t trust my car to get me there. 

 I didn't see the Foo Fighters on their first tour because the ticket was $12.  I wasn't sure if I could spend that much money.

Once I was sitting in an airport bar waiting for my flight and a German couple was sitting next to me. At one point, the lady sneezed and I said “bless you” instead of “gesundheit.” This happened a decade ago and I still think about it at least once a week.

Quick point of fact on Thor:

This president continues to break the law. There is only one side and that’s the side of the Constitution. If you are against the rules laid out in the Constitution for how to govern our nation, then you need a whole different kind of lifehack.

The great thing about America is that you are perfectly allowed to make bad choices in what and who you believe, so I’m happy for you and your willingness to make those decisions.

“That’s a thing with the California crowd but in the pacific NW if a server smiles at you then you have basically gotten to third base.”

“Long pig”, purportedly…

Shelter Cat Update!

My beautiful, adorable Ollie fell asleep on the 19/09/19.

Yay, Devon Rex! Mine sometimes has resting I’m-going-to-kill-you-in-your-sleep face.

The first Tweet made me laugh and sob. The subsequent tweets from brands made me rage. Now there’s a bunch of assholes who think it will be hilarious when they go to their local libraries and do this for their inane YouTube prank channels. Fuck all those brands.

As a former bookbinder: fuck these people!

“such as a duck fat-basted croissant”

Nobody told me there was duck fat in it! I thought it was just a normal croissant, made with butter or lard. 

As a library worker, this is making me simultaneously laugh and sob.