Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes were the ultimate one-two punch in the comics pages every day. It was like being raised by two older siblings; one sensitive and wise, the other a stoner dropout.

I think of the Midvale school for the gifted every time I push a door handle that says “pull”.

Shelter Cat Update!

Oh shut your hole. You’re on a food website that covers and reviews food the general population eats in addition to more high minded fair.

I fucking love this movie.

Is it a couch or is it a sandwich?

One night, while wearing my white nightgown, I returned to bed where my partner was already asleep. He suddenly wakes, screaming in terror at me. It was so sudden and unexpected, I started screaming back at him. For a brief moment we were both in a horror movie. Fun times.

You’re definitely going to ask your coworker with MISSING FINGERS what the story is.

I agree with punishing Equifax but I can really use the $125.

Shelter Cat Update!

I’m a woman, and the only statement that fugly shoe makes is “I have bad taste in shoes.” 0/10 would not wear. 

I’m a woman, and the only statement that fugly shoe makes is “I have bad taste in shoes.” 0/10 would not wear. 

I was abused by a friend at 14.  I had never even kissed a boy at that point or seen an erect penis.  I didn’t have words to describe what happen and, even now, if I try to describe it, I falter.  My therapist says this reverting to this state is normal with people who have experienced trauma at a young age.

So, I’m just going to say that a child who has endured such a breach of trust from a parental figure is going to be confused, stilted in presentation, inconsistent (funny just like adult victims of abuse) in details. But just like Dr. Christine Blasey Ford said in her testimony to the house regarding her interaction…

I’d be the last one to defend WalMart, but this article is a bit oversimplified on at least one point: They aren’t asking their customers to conceal their weapons—they’re saying that people who are already legally permitted to carry concealed weapons can continue to do so, while people who open carry because their…

Drinking and a lot of it

I’ll take “Fuck Cancer” for $1,000 please.

For real though, great news. 

What is, Yay!

Ooh, The Wedding Singer! Looking forward to that one.

Non-Canadian here. It's fucking delicious.

Canadian here. It's fucking delicious.