Lately I find that I’m angry all the time. To the point that I forget why and I stop and wonder what I’m angry about. And then I remember that president trump is destroying america/our democracy and all of our lives.

I hate this guy. I hate him in a way I’ve never hated a politician before.

This is kinda scary because when I saw this news the first thing that came to mind, was that people are going to die protesting this. Trying to protect their lands.

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

[Aladdin:]
Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can’t afford
(That’s Everything!)

One jump ahead of the lawmen
That’s all, and that’s no joke
These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke

[Crowd:] Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that!

[Aladdin:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd…

This is a gripe I commonly have with fictional characters and couples. Like, what do they talk about together? Who would Christian Grey shoot the shit with? Pat Bateman maybe, if his card has a watermark?

Ace of Base.

Oh my god YES. I hear people talking about how their parents are giving them $20K for a wedding, or $30K for a down payment on a home, or paying for their college tuition entirely. Must be really fucking nice.

There are 666 days until Election Day 2018, the midterms. (Yes, I sighed when I saw 666. Everything related to Drumpf is devilish.) We all need to support candidates who can change the balance in the House & Senate and get these numbskulls out. They hurt our country and make a mockery of democracy.

I don’t see how knowing their holes will help women’s boyfriends to aim better.

People who are actually good at that game call it Beirut. Everyone else sucks and just calls it Beer Pong because they are lazy, uncreative, and generally disappointing people.

Of course. Why scurry and jump around during the day when you can do it when everyone is trying to sleep?

So it’s MaddAddam’s Painball. Greeeeeeeat.

Even if it’s for publicity this is how these things start. As a joke at first so we get used to the idea of it, even if we feel disgust, so the real thing can slip in later against much less backlash.

Hooray humanity.

Good god, this is beautiful. Thank you.

Craft thread!

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?