IS YOUR NAME LANCE OR KYLE? ARE YOU FROM THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST? DID YOU FAIL AT TRADITIONAL AMERICAN SPORTS, FEEL ALIENATED AND DISENFRANCHISED, AND DECIDED TO ROOT FOR A EURO CLUB TEAM?

DEADSPIN COCK GOBBLES BOOGIE ANY CHANCE IT GETS.

BRI’ONTE?

CYCLING IS SOME FUCKBOY SHIT YOU DO WHEN YOURE 10 OR IF YOURE POOR (HINT HINT ITS MOST OF YOU GAWKER READS AND ALL OF YOU BLOGGERS, I MEAN AUTHORS LOLZ).