I believe what he actually said was “Everyone hath a plan until they get punthed in the mouth.”

Shortly after getting his drivers license, a group of us were cruising in my buddy’s bitchin black Firebird when we saw a drivers’ ed car. Being a young showoff ass hat (sitting on the hump in the backseat), I decided to flip off the student driver like a true badass. We pull up to the next stop light a few cars…