** All three fans die of dehydration.

I came here to snark, but who among us hasn’t been stoned and at Publix at 1AM?

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Questions about my high school dating life would be more dead air than fresh air.

(Jets miss an extra point)

C’mon, Tom. That’s WAAAAAAAY too polygonal to be World of Warcraft concept art. Maybe Everquest.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

Emojis for some, miniature American flags for others!

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!

I’ll let the other fan know...

No question for me.

Ah yes, Cuban B.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

Good news for you, they’d never release specific lyrics.

After all these years, I’d think you’d guys would be comfortably numb by now.

my four-year-old daughter said, “Daddy you don’t remember anything!” Since then, she’s said it a few more times.