We got out of the BCS because we didn’t want to be dictated by numbers and go with rational thoughts of what would be the best teams to compete...amongst the Power 5 Cartel.

A Classic USF dirty hit.

Ah yes, the actions of an entitled, connected white man.

Great review. As someone coming to terms with their adulthood it hit me in a lot of spots.

I see you finally got the internet in your part of Alabama. Welcome! 

This is all fun and games for now, but the Phanatic could become jealous. The rising upstart stealing. I’ve seen this movie before.

A trope for lazy or unfunny people who don’t want to try hard at making jokes.

Billy Haisley is gonna have a field day with this.

Did Drew miss the not so subtle Kapernick jab in the Bad Local Commerical of The Week?

*Cue fantasy owners dashing to their computer to get a Chubb*

This is horrific and terrible but at least he’s better than Pitno.

He didn’t pop off prematurely.

She’s probably walking away with a year’s salary (or something similar)as well.

It’s clear that Jason (the different one) is a paid shill for BIG RANCH.

Who the fuck would think 1. Ranch is good on fries and 2. Be confident enough in that thought to believe it would dethrone KETCHUP!

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First off, I believe her and hopefully, she gets what she needs to help move forward from this whatever that may be.

Eh, I’ve seen faster.

Yeah, all Ben did was sexually assault several women in the meantime.

If the Ray Rice incident (or similar) happened four years ago, Roethlisberger would be out of the league by now.

back then?!

It’s a shame that they won’t due to the very real fear of losing.