The game was closer than what the score indicated. UCF’s defense was all over Auburn.

The game would have been even more lopsided if the offense didn’t struggle in the first half.

They won decisively, single-handedly, and had a perfect season.

None of those other teams are undefeated. I would be arguing for them if they were, however.

Yes.

It’s a damn shame that UCF wasn’t in the playoff but we have the power to control the narrative.

Whoever wins this supposed “National Championship” lost handily to the team that lost decisively to UCF.

First in the Playoff era and they also decisively defeated the team who beat the two teams playing for the “National Championship”.

I have to say, despite UCF being #1 in the Deadspin 25 this year and last year and the year before that, the coverage of this team here has been piss-poor.

I can see this leading to the sale of WWE.

So what allegations will be coming out that will be chalked up to these substance abuse issues?

Well, this is kinda bullshit.

Hey everyone! Look at old man semangeloph1 over here!

Somewhere in South Beach A-Rod is smiling...and having a portrait done of him smiling while riding an oh let’s say...pterodactyl.

I’m sure Ron and Mike are hoping to win immunity before Tribal Council trial.

Any good stories from the Deadspin Awards?

Dude. I pretty much live in that neighborhood and if you like Luigi’s you gotta check out Mario’s right down the street.*

If you go to 10 random pizzerias in NYC you will be underwhelmed with 6 of them, fine with 3 and maybe MAYBE actually happy with 1.

Technically, I consider this paying since you had to place the order and used some form of currency that belonged to you.

Valid points. But what if they were free?

I live in New York, I am a consumer and lover of New York pizza but people around here are very elitist about their pizza.

I feel bad for the guy who tried to serve him this lawsuit.

If there were a place for Bryan Danielson’s first match back, this would be it.