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No one was injured during the Jets-Browns hostage negotiations.

Of course he should take a paycut. He’s already freeloading his way to a title.

A-Rod and Jeets team up to buy the Marlins.*

That kid would still make a better champion than Jinder Mahal.

If the Cavs do end up winning this series (as we all hope in futility) will this place Lebron at the level of Jordan or above?

HEY NOW! WRITING ONLY IN CAPS WILL NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE!!!!

How’s this deal work out in the trade machine?

I just think this raises more questions than the previous narrative of “hopped up on high balls” and I hope it’s addressed properly.

Hm

Nope. He’s old, you’re old and we’ll all die soon enough.

Gonna have to give the W to our boy House on this one.

Russell Wilson’s response to this criticism:

Would Patrick Bateman have sex with a vampire?

Pensio que yo tiena un cervaz mucho y perdon asir acusatorio y tambien por que yo no puedo escrbir in espanol tan bueno. (Mucho mejor hablando).

He’s sorta of what happened to Bull Dempsey (initial run). Brought in as a lesser version of a top star* (Nakamura/Kevin Owens) and when WWE brought those stars in it was curtains for them

How many bad games will Winston have to have before sports radio callers call for Fitzpatrick due to his “maturity, lack of showboating and playing the game the white right way.”

Yes exactly. As a Latino living in the city, I’ve seen it happen and my time in Berlin, as well as conversations with other people throughout my Euro-travels, makes me think a similar thing will happen there.

Visited Berlin and it’s an incredible city. Enjoy it now before it’s emerging financial sector turns it into Euro-Williamsburg.