Finally, a comment summing things up why most, including me, don’t care for 99% of [c]rap music. There is some good rap, it exists, but it’s harder to find than polar bear in Cuba.

Takes delivery of zero cars, loses deposits.

obligatory: the pencil thing is a myth. :)

I think I’ve said this before, but it’s worth repeating.

A five-ounce bird can’t carry a one-pound chimney egg.

Hmm, but African swallows are non-migratory.

The one in the cover photo is a 1915 Duesenberg Indy Racer, which I know because I happen to be the ‘riding mechanic’ AKA human fuel pump....

1. Here we are, after so much hoopla, watching the first episode of TopGear, which looks old and also looks new. Everybody’s ready to pile on the hate, and so was I. The opening card, however, actually looked well-made—a testament to just how amazing TopGear’s crew is. Chris Evans, however, is not amazing. In fact, he is…

“Carried by confused bird?” African Swallow.

you have to be a king to know these things

Now that the mystery of what it is has been solved, the real question is: What carried it? European or African Swallow?

I always fancied a driver with an air siren from a Stuka on it, to distract from my abysmal form, and also to ensure I was center of attention.

The moose out front will inform the immigrants that the country is closed.

I’d pay good money for a David Attenborough narrated documentary on mustangs.

Mustang drivers, obviously.

I really want to star your comment, especially since I threw one at the OP (for being funny), but the lack of an explicitly appropriate comma for distinction really takes the wind out of my mouse. :(

I had to remove the rear wheels to get the front calipers off! WHO DESIGNED THIS SHIT!?!