Ham... hung.

And the only time we use them is in a vain attempt to ward off getting more pennies. “Oh crap, I hope I have 1 penny so I don’t get 4 pennies!” said the guy, scrambling at the drive-thru.

The US Mint in Philadelphia has issued an urgent statement about how greatly affected the United States will be by the loss of these penny blanks.

“What will old people use to prop up the legs on their uneven desks, chairs, and tables now?” said the director of the Philadelphia mint Rhett Jeppson, who’s parents…

Because of this skit ?

This shit is still easier to figure out than BMW’s lineup.

This is like mourning the death of a giant spider.

Airplane guy here too. FOD FOD FOD FOD FOD (Dear normal people: That’s how we communicate). Now that that’s out of the way, lets speculate more about the failure. There are so many rivets around that inlet piece that I think you’re on the right track with fan blade failure. They don’t look intact to me. Certainly…

Some say he’s discovered case law from other planets,

Date: 8-25-16

Mostly just keep them laying around my garage. Useful for making it hard to park in the garage without hitting something and gives my wife something to nag me about

My garage is 1/2 full of random boxes with car parts from various DD’s & Projects I have owned. Just hard to get rid of it because so many times they have come in handy. For instance I have had about 16 Subaru’s so every new project I get there is at least 20 parts I have I can use at any time.

Also if I had a $1 for…

What do I do with my extra parts?

Much to my girlfriend’s chagrin, my spare transfer case is boxed up with a tablecloth over the top of it, masquerading as a side table.

The #stancenation drift kids are too young to have watched Initial D when it was popular.

Fast and the Furious were just ahead of their time.

As predicted by the F&F franchise

Depending on what service it’s in for, hard driving may be part of the diagnosis. Some people think the process of bedding in brakes is “excessive” but it’s required to have happy brakes. Some people are just overly sensitive about their cars.

Honda focus groups have determined that many will buy the new Civic just based on the shifter that goes to 11.

In other news, the US army has offered to reopen the base and begin clean up operations,

That’s not how math works.