Oh, Honey. 

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

All accounts of Chip point to someone that believed in his wife and supported her to create an empire. But sure, who would want a husband like that?

Phoebe was by no means dumb, and one of my favourite things about her was that she was this little seditious voice that pointed out how spoiled everyone else was by their social class, and she reminded the audience of this. She was a friend, but she was capable of taking the approach of, “oh, you’re worried about…

no matter who the best Friend is, Ross will always be absolute fucking worst.

That’s Miss Chanandler Bong.

Ross is way worse than Chandler.

The Linda Lindas only got their record deal through the brilliant wranglings of their manager, Summer.

It makes the whole Romeo & Juliet comment  that much more appalling 

I’m just glad that they’re called the “Arianators” and not the “Arianation.”

One of my early photos is two year old me sitting next to grandma, delicately picking the M&Ms off the circumference of my cake at my 2nd birthday party. Not a smasher, a delicate dismantler was I.

Billie was writing incredibly witty and fun lyrics as a young teenager and she’s definitely not a shitty person like Lana, haha. Just because you don’t care for someone’s style of singing doesn’t render them talentless. That’s just silly.

Do people consider this a new thing? I’m almost 40 and this has been a normal part of my family tradition since before I was born, I’ve seen pictures of my dad and his smash cake on his 1st birthday. I think the new part is parents paying a ridiculous amount of money for a photo shoot. Seems like a waste of money, but…

I think people doing it for the photo ops are doing it wrong. I always figured the real appeal in this is giving your kid something new and just watching how they react. That’s the most fun of having a baby (said as an auntie), watching them find something they like. Sure, snap a picture or two for the memories of the…

“Just one more Boston, man, then I’ll quit, I swear!”

Who died and made you Gwyneth Paltrow?

The wealthy people who hawk healing crystals (Miranda Kerr!) also happen to be conventionally attractive and have more than adequate access to modern health care at all hours of the day.

This is why Ivanka isn’t an attractive woman.  Yes, she has the physical characteristics that might make someone attractive ... but she’s an awful person, and therefore is not attractive in the slightest.

It’s his hypocrisy and misogyny that make him ugly. If he was a good human being, he’d be attractive. With nothing changed on his face or in his physique.