A friend of mine is legitimately upset that his annual Peeps binge is frequently interrupted by Passover. He even called the company to ask them to consider switching to using gelatin made exclusively from fish. 

You are an extremely bad person. Take your star and fuck off.

You’ve got about a year left of your kid finding dad jokes hilarious. Use this time wisely.

That affect he does with his voice to make himself sound tough fails to do so in the most spectacular manner. He sounds like just woke up and has to pee, but someone’s in the bathroom so he’s trying to hold it in.

Yes! I hate this. Whenever my dad is visiting, it does give him an opportunity for dad humor though. He exclaims ‘Well. I’m shocked at this turn of events!’ When the actor eventually says the line. Also, whenever the caption reads something like ‘indistinct chatter’ he comments that he can’t quite make out the…

My only mild issue is that when the captioning is slightly different from the spoken dialogue, I tend to focus on that instead of what I’m watching. Otherwise, it’s no big deal. I watch a lot of British murder mysteries, and captioning is helpful when there’s a combination of whispering and a heavy accent.

I’ve always wondered how many people making this argument against PP are consistent with their principles and also campaign against things like Volkswagens, or Bayer aspirin.

I think Russian Salad is one of the few foods I won’t touch.

One of the few things my college’s dining hall did reasonably well was bbq pork ribs. They served them once on day 3 of passover, after the novelty of creative matzah hacks had worn off. So many Jews went from keeping kosher for passover to full on eating pork by the end of dinner.

My work has nap rooms, and mandatory nap time. But it’s only for the children we care for. Rude!

It’s both horrifying and fascinating that he knows so little about the basics of his job.

Magnificent!

Thanks!

Interesting! What a great study to participate in as a test subject.

Well, they say that brain exercises can extend your life. Those of us with a reasonable amount of intelligence, who are trying to comprehend wtf is going on with Trump, are going to live FOREVER.

You’d think by now we’d learn to stop trying to apply logic in order to understand things Trump says. Yet we continue to do the mental gymnastics. Why? Why do we do this to ourselves?

Hell, even in the ‘90's gay people kissing on TV made national news for weeks after the fact. (And more recently people freaked out over 2 teen actors on The Fosters kissing and called it abusive that the boys were ‘made’ to kiss. That kiss was waaaaay more chaste than a great many kisses I’ve seen between straight…

The fortunate thing about being 8 was that I wasn’t too concerned with perfection, as long as my message got communicated. As a result, I got in a lot of practice. It was similar to how little kids use telegraphic speech such as ‘more splash’ or ‘daddy sing.’ I’ve often speculated that the best way to get adults to…

I was 8 when I moved to Spain, with no Spanish language skills whatsoever. Although I went to an English speaking international school, most social communication was in Spanish, with a lot of code-switching tossed in. The first few weeks were terrifying. However, I managed to muddle through. But then again, I actually…

Oh, that is so cool.