NOOOOO! This is terrible news I shall choose to ignore, even at my own peril.

Ugh, that sucks. 

I finally bit the bullet and asked my doctor to perscribe 2 vicodin a month. It really helps.

That sounds miserable. I cry when I get angry, and this gets even worse during my own PMDD funfest. It’s so incredibly embarassing. Fluoxetine (prozac) helps, combined with the things like breathing techniques and mantras I learned in mindfulness classes I take. 

I have found a happy medium. Everything looks clean until you inspect it carefully. For example, when you run your finger along my shelves, you’ll come away with some dust. However, you can’t actually see the dust, so I leave it until it becomes visible. Also, everything is put away, but my closets aren’t particularly…

I find non-waterproofed aprons useless. I have to hand wash all my dishes, and and I can’t seem to do so without getting my clothes wet. My life has has gotten so much better ( and less soggy) since I got a cute full-coverage laminated cotton apron from etsy. 

There are certain very strict Catholics I know who refer to marital sex as ROMC, or Renewing Our Marriage Covenant.

She’s the bees knees!

I’m not the marrying kind either. My mom, completely unexpectedly, got me a kitchen aid mixer for Christmas a few years ago, when I was 35. My reaction was similar to that of an 8 year old getting their own iPad, followed by about 10,000 thank yous. She actually apologized for it being one of the more lower-end…

That is seriously raw, and fantastic. The cadence is intriguing.

I encountered this poem in high school, and for the first time truly understood the concept of horrified fascination.

It’s certainly lead to some rather vivid artistic depictions. The story of Zeus and Leda doesn’t quite have the full impact until you see it depicted in marble.

I actually liked the song if I ignored the lyrics. Same with Blurred Lines and a great many other songs.

I’d fall for that trap constantly. Joe the hamster also has soft stomach fur that he doesn’t like being touched. Fortunately, his reaction is to chatter his teeth and throw his head back. This is how a hamster tantrums, and it’s adorable.

YES! Dude, you left the city. YOU DID! She can do whatever the fuck she wants. Actually, she can do that even when you are in the city because you don’t own her. Did you expect her to sit around her house waiting for your return? Fuck you, Drake. Also, what is the big deal about her hanging around with girls you don’t…

She looks so soft!

My hamsters will freak out when I shake a treat bag, but not when anyone else does it, because they only get treats from me. It sounds the same to me. I’d love to hear what they hear for a day.

I was a college freshmen the year Titanic came out. For that entire year, I could not walk through my dorm’s hallway without hearing ‘My Heart Will Go On’ as my various dorm-mates mourned high school relationships that were supposed to last forever.

It really is weird.

He covered himself in white flour, masking his brown fur. Ingenious, really.