His papers from the MSPCA are hopefully enough to prevent deportation. I’ve gotten him a tiny MAGA hat to help him hide in plain sight just in case.

Yes! It’s getting tiresome.

Their discourse is certainly more erudite than anything that’s come out of Trump’s mouth.

I have a Syrian hamster and a Russian hamster. (Seriously, that where they each originated from.) OMG you would not believe how tense it has been in my home.

Rhea Butcher is fantastic, and I can’t wait for her to put out more stuff. Emily Heller is also great.

NO! Crimping died with season 1 Topanga. It lies in a grave with the hippy version of Topanga and also her sister Nebula.

My hobby: Politely warning parents whose kids are feeding geese and swans that the birds are known to attack humans, getting a ‘fuck off and mind your own business’ glare from that parent, then shooting back an ‘I told you so’ look when their child is running in terror because they’re being chased by 20 squawking…

I am so, so, sorry.

The Dairy Air joke is one of those that just doesn’t get old. Cheese is one of a few things I will admit liking about Wisconsin. Also, the Apostle Islands, the Dells-even as cheesy and touristy as it is, and Door County.

BUT THAT’S NOT HOW IT IS PRONOUNCED!

My mom is from Duluth, thus I was raised to be a loyal Minnesotan even though we lived overseas. I was, however, born during a brief period when my parents resided in Wisconsin. It is my greatest shame. They should have headed for the MN/WI state line as soon as the first contraction hit.

I’m confused by this as well. I’m also confused by what it was in my Netflix watching history that resulted in an email saying a show that I might like is ‘The American Bible Challenge.’

And how! I could easily give a 30 minute long , off the cuff speech on the topic of Magary’s pooping habits.

I have never seen this before, and spent the entire video debating with myself whether or not this was a parody. Even after google informed me that it wasn’t, I have my doubts. FFS, it’s a video about oral sex that heavily features a 12 year old boy. HOW IS THAT REAL???!!!!??

Goddammit. Now everyone I know will be mildly annoyed with me because there’s no way I’m not sharing that.

Girlfriend, not wife. His super strict Catholic beliefs apply to all but him.

Every time Sarandon’s name comes up, this image pops into my mind:

I have noticed two or three signs of collapse recently.

I think how it works is that if they are ‘high end’ sweatpants, they are fashionable. $8 a pair sweats from Target are considered slovenly. It works the same for women too. Super expensive yoga pants from Lululemon are in, but god help you if you wear Faded Glory brand. So basically, you can dress in athletic clothing…

This is an excellent idea.