slouchingtowardsbethlehamster
SlouchingTowardsBethlehamster
slouchingtowardsbethlehamster

My problem with baking bread is that I know I should wait for it to cool before cutting it, but it is soooooo good right out of the oven. I really should get half sized loaf pans so I can make one loaf to cool and one to shove in my face immediately.

WTF is going on in that picture? Suits and ties? A seating arrangement that looks like a wedding reception? No beer? That’s not how you Superbowl. Goddammit, Trump can’t even do a single thing right.

These look like placentas. Bravo!

Football is one of the few areas in life where I am a hypocrit. I unabashedly love it. Tonight, I will contentedly watch players that are part of an organization that sweeps things like spousal abuse under a rug. I will cheer for a man who is friends with Trump. Afterwards, I will cleanse myself by donating to the

I think this girl was relatively lucky to have been abducted by someone who was a responsible caretaker. Despite all the preparation her kidnapper took, it really could have gone the other way.

YES! Just today, I was listening the soundtrack to Great Expectations (the version with Ethan Hawke) and I felt SO MANY FEELINGS.

It makes me sad how many people don’t seek help because they think the help is only for people who are getting hit.

Putting this out as a reminder, abuse doesn’t always involve physical harm. You don’t have to have bruises in order to seek help from a shelter. Threats are abuse. (This includes threats of suicide if you leave.) Breaking your possessions is abuse. Punching walls is abuse. Withholding and/or controlling money is

An extra fact to help you maintain the boycott: My cousin is one of 7,000 people in the accounting and invoicing area whose job is being replaced by a robot. I fucking hate walmart.

I googled, thinking ‘surely what he said wasn’t that bad or maybe open for interpretation.’ Alas, no. With 100% certainty, what he said was indefensibly disgusting. Fuck.

For me, one of the toughest things about having friends and loved ones with a severe mental illness is realizing that as much as I care, I have to step back when the relationship is having a significant negative impact on my life. This is especially tough when I have to remove myself because I suddenly realize I’ve

YES!

There was a particular soft rock station back in OH that my mom listened to during my teen years. They started playing exclusively Christmas music after Thanksgiving right up until noon on Christmas day. I was so tired of Christmas music at that point, but it infuriated me that they started weeks early only to not

He does. More so than I most days.

This is Joe and his tortilla.

Only non-Caucasians rape. if you recall, one of the reasons the orange one wanted to build the wall is because ‘the Hispanics’ are rapists. This, he argued, is part of makes him better for women than Clinton.

I think my favorite thing about jezebel is the random stuff I learn in the comments.

Just FYI, If this ever happens again, pharmacies will sometimes give you a few days worth of meds to cover you until your refill gets sorted out. I’ve found it doesn’t hurt to ask.

I was in an inpatient program for issues with severe depression/anxiety, and it had a step down that gradually went from full day treatment to half days a few times a week. Several of us had been through the ‘insurance kicks you out of inpatient with little to no follow-up after a week’ bullshit. We would frequently