slothkween
SlothKween
slothkween

We are called Larries, not Stylers (never heard that in my life). Also, there are many phases of Harry Styles, including but not limited to: Fetus Harry (tiny just in or pre 1D Harry), Long Hair and Prince Harry (based on haircuts), etc. The mustache was so good! Sad to see it go.

I think Kamala Harris is a grown-ass adult woman and knows how to keep her feet comfortable on the campaign trail.  Nobody needs your concern trolling.

Good job mom shaming/concern trolling.  Way to support other woman by thinking the worst of them. 

All I care about is the new Wes Anderson movie.  It disappeared. 

Apparently his mom runs a backyard breeding operation/pug puppy mill in FL. 

I follow you on insta. There is no way you use SPF. You are a dried out looking tanorexic with sun damage and untoned, destroyed hair that looks like a home dye job.

I follow you on insta. There is no way you use SPF. You are a dried out looking tanorexic with sun damage and unton

You aren’t Reese Witherspoon.   Nobody is going to turn down $6 million. 

You are really using that disgusting hard brush that comes with drug store blush?

Maybe if you are eating at a place (pre-covid) where you have to constantly sanitize your hands and follow a strict procedure to avoid getting sick, said place is disgusting and should be avoided.

Are there any kind of rolls there than bread rolls?

Who the fuck is Cherrybomb?

Your husband proposed to you at a germ-infested buffet?

The flame boots are actually Prada. Dollskill knocked them off or maybe Miuccia Prada knocked off the 90s.  Who knows. 

I follow a whole subset of Scandinavian adventure Pomeranians on insta. They are basically mini-wolves that go on all these nature adventures with their nature-loving Scandi-parents. I recommend Misanthepom (s/he are Finnish). She’s always looking impossibly cute and tiny in majestic landscapes.

It will always blow my mind forever and ever that Blonde on Blonde and Blood on the Tracks are about the same woman. Like, imagine the relationship shit that happened between those BoB and BotT's release that catalyzed that. Blood on the Tracks is the meanest, best kiss-off album ever.