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Steve Kornacki worked up his signature double time wonky lather tonight!

More like “image rape”

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She’s twelve, you little schmuck


Has anyone ever seen @Jack and the Unabomber in the same place?

When you’re a Jet your a Jet all the way

“Angela, baby, listen. I know we haven’t seen eye-to-eye, but we can cut a deal, right? I heard you have a bunch empty camps you aren’t using and I’ve got a buncha Mexican kids...hello? Angela?”

Donald: “Yes, yes, we’ve already done babies in cages, Stephen. But my base is starting to lose attention because of all this Mueller bullshit. Come one, Steve, hit me with horrahs upon horrahs.”

This is like Earth 2 bullshit.  How is The Onion still in business with this president?

So....leave Britney alone is what you’re saying?

Now playing

(Fun fact - I got the drummer gig in a prog-metal band back in like 1997 because I could play that song) 

The Kings: “Just in case you missed Kevin Johnson!”

So you extorted stolen property from thieves by pretending to be a good samaritan and then presented the stolen counterfeit goods you extorted as genuine and as a gift to a close relative.

This goth.  This goth knew.

I cannot express just how delightfully perfect I found your description to be.

The Antiques Road Show historian needs to brush up a bit. A lot of the hair jewellery was not made from dead people’s hair, it was from living women and often given as gifts to loved ones. Here’s lace made from human hair

Everyone obsessed with death, the Victorians, or deep dives into mourning culture. So like...40 of us. Lol