If, On The Other Hand, You’ve Been Waiting All These Years To See Bobby Hurley Eat Some Shit Off A Basketball Court, Congratulations, You Forgot That His NBA Career Was Derailed Nineteen Games Into His Rookie Year When He Got T-Boned While Not Wearing His Seat Belt And Was Thrown From His Vehicle In The Crash,…

Putin found himself the perfect Patsy. I don’t think in his wildest dreams he thought it’d be this easy to sow dissent and install a puppet into the most powerful office in the world, and yet here we are. Surely he thought it'd take more time than it did.

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

“Nice marmot”. 

So tired of looking at this little shithead

“Really good move, here Jim. You see, in the game of chess, when you saw your own leg off, you have to take a timeout”

Also, lighting a pithfork? Is that how they work?

+1 Royksopp

The over $800 million ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ has grossed...

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

I just want to know why is he wearing his coat? It’s not like he ran out to get the food personally. Was he not planning on staying long? Is the staff personnel that turns the heat off and on also furloughed along with the kitchen staff? Is it his (or Putin’s) secret intention to turn the Clemson football teams into…

I was almost hoping for a Rams/Chargers Superbowl just so it could be NFL broadcast nightmare. It would be the lowest rated game ever.

His storm trooper serial number should have be 2B-R92B.

God, those Eagles fans are uniquely awful in the NFL.

Of course Trump hates Bezos.

What a bunch of BS that is! You’re dismissing a great deal of valuable knowledge and experience that is available to this country and is becoming increasingly ignored by immature knowitalls who don’t have a clue what they don’t even know. 

Don’t forget white trash. 

Everyone—regardless of background—agrees that old people—regardless of background—are stupid and useless.

Which is really a modern realization, because way back the olds were venerated as wise. Then the young got wind that the wisdom was bullshit and it hasn’t been the same since. I chalk it up to technology.

And everyone GETS OLD. Ageism is bullshit just like the rest.