If you want the Patriots to read something, the surest way is to make it look like it was ripped out of the opposing team's playbook.

The Bulls have now officially changed their name to the Steers

Too soon

is klay mrs. o’leary’s cow because he just burned down chicago

Michael Cohen is the umbrella.

Let’s see... earlier this week a MAGA chud sent bombs to prominent Democrats (including two former Presidents), newsrooms and George Soros. Trump then had a speech about the bomber in which he started dog whistling about “globalists,” to which the crowd shouted “Soros” and “lock him up,” much to Trump’s approval. Now,…

Suspect in custody..CBS Pittsburgh is saying bearded male walked in and said all Jews must die and started shooting. Could be a neo-nazi, but “some of them are good people” so we should hold off condemning the entire movement.  

• Can I bring a bone saw?

That’s OK, Trump only likes the widows of people who weren’t captured and murdered in an Embassy...

Look, I just want to know if he’s a lone wolf or if I need to condemn an entire ethnicity. Please advise.

Disagree, its that freaky “perfectly straight across” hairline.

Can we talk about how he clearly drew on his head with a marker?

Don’t you get it? It’s because that’s the REAL “football.”

You know, I expected his takes to be much hotter

Grammar number two question mark

Of all these guys alleged crimes, it’s his grammar that I think is what he should get the chair for. 

FALSE FLAG!!!!

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.

Outside spiders are good.  Inside spiders are evil.  

Yeah, but did he get the spiders?